the old mans football match

So him and the men decided to take on the youngsters, with what can only be described as disasterous consequences. First off they couldn't find a kit that would stretch far enough over 4 of their players never-ending middle aged stomachs, and then when they did find one that would fit them, it came halfway down the legs of the other 4 players. So with a bit of a mismatch of a kit they set off onto the park. A few stretches here and a leg lift there, they said they had warmed up and were ready to take on the 'younguns'. After the first 2 mins of play, someone from the oldies decided to make the rules of the game up, of course no-one was listening to him so he ended up standing in the middle of the park having a heated discussion with himself. Another of the team saw one of his team-mates in his red shirt and curved the ball fomr the outside of his foot straight to the players feet. Only problem being that this player wasn't even on the same pitch, let alone part of his team, he was also a middle aged white guy, not a Jamaican as was the player who was the intended recipient of the ball. The Old Man came off halfway with a groin strain and a bad attitude. leave it to the younguns guys!!