New Year Non-Resolutions

So it’s the start of another New Year- and this year I decided to make NO resolutions. I thought I would save myself the effort of going for one jog around the block and then make a whole heap of excuses why I can’t go again. This however didn’t extend to the Old Man- who had his usual- stop smoking- which has already morphed into- stop smoking as much, eat healthier food- only 1 packet of Jaffa Cakes a day- as opposed to 2, drinking less fizzies- (he thinks fizzy vimto is part of his 5 a-day) and of course- the get fit promise. Giving himself a leg-up he purchased the Wii Fit with the personal fitness programme. We are now in the middle of January and the fitness programme is still in the cellophane wrapper- what has been taken out though is Just Dance 2. Oh Joy of Joys- I now have to witness a late 40′s something grown Man, attempting to follow the dance moves to Beyonce Single Ladies.His bump and grind is not something you wish to view on a full stomach!!  Worse thing is- he swears it’s giving him a better workout than any fitness programme. Not too sure you are supposed to drink a can of coke, eat half a ton of Haribos whilst puffing on a Bensons as a reward for doing a ‘workout’- but hey it beats lying on the sofa swearing at irate foreigners as they shoot him in Black Ops!! Happy New Year Bah Humbug