Gym coach heart attack

Well my the 9 year old started at a new gymnastics club and I was asked to go and meet her new coach. So off I go- hair scraped back, baggy trews, baggy top, baggy face not even lip balm let alone lippy . I walk into the gym and wait patiently. There out of what I swear was mist, came the most beautiful being I have ever laid eyes on. I felt the flush rise from my chest right up my neck and into the unattractive cheeks. As he got nearer I could see he not only had the face of Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Bradley Cooper all rolled into one, he had the body of action man. I wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth just in time for him to stretch out his perfect hand to shake my now sweating , clammy appendage. I think I opened my mouth to say something but no words came out, so I now resembled a goldfish with a bright red face. He must have spoke for a good 5 minutes. To this day I have no idea what he said- as I was not only dazzled by his looks, his physique but by his blinging teeth. So now when we go to gym I hide in a corner in case he somes to speak to me- It's just not good for the blood pressure !!!